Was I trolled on Minecraft???
I have 2 computers, minecraft works on 1 but not the other. I pulled up minecraft on the bad one just to reread the error report, but it was different for some reason!
Here’s what it said:
Sad video card drivers?
———————–Minecraft was unable to start because it can haz fail.
This can usually be fixed by taking a dump on the video card drivers.
— DON’T BEGIN ERROR REPORT 9000 ——–
Generated 6/6/6 6:66 PMCraftmine: craftmine 6.6.6
Oh S***: Windows weegee (x9000) version 9000.9
Lava: 6.6.6_31, Sun Microbagels Inc.
HM: Lava ColdSpot(Bagels) Client Bagel (fail mode), Your Mom, Moon Microsystems Inc.
Luigi: 2.4.2
[failed to get your mom’s properties, cuz your computer is retarded (lava.Slang.BullPointeraccepted)org.luigi.LUIGIxception: Pixel format bageled
at org.luigi.bagel.WindowsPeerInfo.nChoosePixelFormat(Native Method)
at org.luigi.bagel.WindowsPeerInfo.choosePixelFormat(WindowsPeerInfo.java:52)
at org.luigi.bagel.WindowsDisplay.createWindow(WindowsDisplay.java:185)
at org.luigi.bagel.Display.createWindow(Display.java:311)
at org.luigi.bagel.Display.create(Display.java:856)
at org.luigi.bagel.Display.create(Display.java:784)
at org.luigi.bagel.Display.create(Display.java:765)
at net.minecraft.client.Minecraft.a(SourceFile:230)
at net.minecraft.client.Minecraft.run(SourceFile:650)
at java.lang.Thread.run(Unknown Source)
at com.cactus.is.epic/captainsparklesrulz
Herobrine owns you!!!!!!!!!!!11
Get a better computer, stupid
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gjowbmkowa
— DON’T END ERROR REPORT 43n15 ———-
PS: THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I exited it and pulled it up again, but it just had the original report again, weird…
Territory War Online
Hello, if you ever wonder how to make Territory War Online more interesting, you can use these rule scenarios. None of these are actual settings on Territory War, you just have to play like they exist
“Team” mode:
On offline multiplayer, use these rule settings:
- Players: 6 (on both teams)
- Infinite Ammo (both teams)
- Turn Time: any
- Stage: any
Rules: Each character on each team can only have a certain job. Soldier 1 on each team is the Captain, who can do anything. The other 5 soldiers can be Grenadiers, Snipers (uses the rifle), rocketers, scouts (rifle AND rocket launcher), engineers (can only build), and others jobs you can think of. Each soldier can ONLY do their job, the captain can do everything. All soldiers can kick and use pickaxes. Each team is also required to have an engineer. The object is to kill the captain of the other team, so generally, you want to protect your captain
Optional Rules:
- both teams get 3 free turns to build up a base before any fighting happens
- If the captain is the last member of the team, he has to come out of any fortification
- If a character has health less than 50%, that character can use other attacks IF it’s a matter of life or death for him
Rambo Mode
Rambo mode is very simple, it’s just a 1 vs 6 with infinite ammo
Optional Rule: Whichever team has 6 people can have scaled or max ammo instead, just for game balance
That’s about it, but if you have any others, post them in the comments and I will add them up here!
Hints/Guides: Dino Run
Hello, here’s some tips for Dino Run:
1. Cheats. Here are cheatcodes (click on Options, then go where it says cheats+mods)
(the following will make you unable to submit score, earn DNA, milestones, or super eggs. and the no doom one actually gives you a negative score.)
Dinoracer – Super Speed
Leapinliz – Mega Jump
Calcium – Super Strength
Astrosaur – Low Gravity
Explore – No Doom
Goofballs – Boulders=balloons
(the following gives a huge bonus to your score, which you’ll deserve because they make the game haaard.)
Smokey – Meteor Strike
Goodbyesun – Nighttime
(SPOILER WARNING: If you’d rather give the donation to Pixeljam games, dont read the next one, if you just want the cheat, Highlight the white space below):
Don8tosaur– Enable Hats
Totinos – another hat, you have to activate enable hats or it wont work.
2. Super Egg Locations:
Having trouble finding super eggs? here’s where you can find them:
T-Rex: in the hill full of tunnels on level 3, it’s in a miniture cave just above the exit to the main cave (right side of hill).
Gigano: on rainin lizards (and certain challenge levels I dont remember), one cliff, when you fall from it, leads to a wide tarpit with some trapped dinos, on the left of the pit is the egg.
Magno: on level 6, fall in the top of the volcano and fall to the right, you’ll land on a ledge with the egg. (it looks like it’s made of lava!)
Iguanodon: on level 4, climb up the waterfall and find the hidden cave entrance on the hill, fall to a path below you and go to the left for egg.
Alien: on level 5, there is a giant crashed smoking meteor, stand on the dent in it, fall thru and the alien egg is floating in the center.
Spino: on level 2, on the big pit with the mesas in it, fall straight down and the egg is on the far left, be ready to run after that!
Oloro: in the same level 4 caves as the Iguano, keep going right till there’s a bunch of platforms, jump up them to the upper right, and the egg is waiting there.
Rinch: on level 3, in the short cave (the one with 2 entrances and 1 exit), the rinch egg is on top of a platform, you’ll need to improve your jump to get it, it’s also a good idea to jump off of the triceratops.
Diplodo: on apocolypse, in the huge volcano, jump through the giant crater, and to the left is the 2nd largest egg.
Bronto: on Beyond Apocolypse, in the UFO sanctuary. It’s a huge egg that’s spots change colors.
3. Secrets:
In Beyond Apocolypse (level on insane difficulty only), the sanctuary is a ufo full of dinos and the bronto egg. Reaching it (with or without cheats) unlocks Planet D.
In level 6, in the underground magma cave to the left is a green worm that floats in the air and disappears when you catch it. You’ll get a milestone called “you found him” if you survive afterwards + some hats if the hats cheat was used.
There are 3 hats you can get without hats cheat. They are the bronze, silver, and gold crowns you get for completing all speedruns on medium hard or insane. This does not include the ones exclusive to the Notbadgames website, or planet D if you havent unlocked it (it does if you did).
To make your dino run on it’s own, restore the screen, minimize all others, click on the desktop while running, now he runs on his own! Click on the game again and jump or duck if he gets stuck. There are other methods of doing this too, my cat gets up on the desk and plays with the mouse, and somehow she gets the glitch to work!
If you play Dino Run on Notbadgames, You get more speedruns and shop downloads, but they cost more bones. If you play on Xgenstudios, you will have background music in levels (you have to turn it on by pressing M), and speedruns/shop downloads are cheaper (but some arent there). All cheats are unlocked except for hats for some reason. Also, the 2 different versions have different dino colors.
The Plateosaurus (the orange dinos), run really fast, and if you can get on top of one, youll control it for a short time. You can make it jump. It’s good for speed and running past dinos, but he’ll throw you off eventually, and he crushes eggs.
In the apocolypse volcano, there is a flat ledge you can run across into a cave. Upper left leads to an alternate survival zone, lower right takes you out, and upper right is a room with a giant light and some floating aliens. jump into the light, and you appear in a Paradise!
Crystalien Conflict Completed
I have completely finished Crystalien Conflict and I will be starting on Voya Nui Online Game next. I will only be doing the games listed in the first post, Games requested by you in the requests page, any new game I get and complete, and Super Smash Bros. Brawl just because its epic!
Epic Games
Hello if you are reading this!
This will be walkthroughs for games, mostly the old ones. Most of these are online games that you cant find on Gamefaqs because they dont do online games. Also, most of these will either be games that used to be on the LEGO site but are deleted (yet google can find you another site with the game), or old arcade games you can play using MAME. Ones Im planning on doing:
- Crystalien Conflict
- Voya Nui Online Game
- World Builder
- Spybotics: the nightfall incident
- Shinobi
- and many more!
Its late now so I cant start today, see you tomorrow with my first page!
PS: Comment on this if you want to be a user and make guides with me!
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